“I love playing political games. I could not join the Indian government.” – Netaji
“How come I don’t know what you have been up to in the last 10 seconds?” – Mr. Micromanager
“I am remote-controlled.” – Mr. Spoon-Feed Me
“If it can’t be done in two minutes, it is not worth doing.” – Mr. Maggi Noodles
“Is there a body part called the brain too? Why did God not give me one?” – Mr. Dumb
“In the end we all die. So why bother working and wasting energy?” – Mr. Lazy
“The only thing I worry about everyday is my payslip.” – Mr. Underpaid
“I don’t have time to tell you that I don’t have time.” – Mr. Busy
“Born to spam others.” – Mr. Email Expert
“I believe in the power of herds.” – Mr. Meeting
and many more such interesting personalities at workplace…